Lyric: What does the CEO do?
Melody: What do the simple folk do? (Camelot)
What does the CEO do?
To scare up a billion or two?
Coddles the shareholders,
To show them some care.
Then gambles with their assets,
As much as he'd dare.
What does the CEO do?
To while 'way a hearing or two?
He answers the committee,
Whose questions are meek.
Knowing he'll be richer, by millions, next week.
What does the CEO do?
When bursting of bubbles is through?
There's nothing left to squander, or plunder, or waste.
We lick our lips and ponder, how bitter, the taste.
We ask how could this happen?
How could we be so dumb?
How is it we were suckered by so sinful a plumb?
And then it dawns upon us, it takes two, to play.
A game where prizes can't be shared: just one walks away.
With all that glitters pocketed, no more to go around.
Yet when those coins fall to the floor they don't make, a sound.
And that's what CEOs...do.
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